An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart.

She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the  air with an Avon Pine Scented deodorizer.


Two floors  later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and 
the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"

"Well, yes I do,"  he replied.

'What does it smell like" she asked?

The  bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of  smells 
like someone shit under a Christmas tree".